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Upon reading your well-illustrated and most vivid report, I felt almost obliged to express my sincere condolences for your dreaful stay at the said hotel. The failure of this very Conrad to fulfil your desire of peculiarly absolute impeccability was unfortunate, and indeed I can almost hear your desparate screams throughout your stay, for you must have spent only too much time inside to locate and record every imperfection inch by inch, only hoping that any future booking at this premises would be attempted with extra caution. I must also applaud to you for the unreservedly aggressive defence that you exhibited against those who were concerned about your mastery of the English language. Nonetheless, a suite is a suite; a suit is a suit. No chances are that these words can be treated as interchangeable. Please be kindly reminded that American way is not necessarily the only way, and American way is sometimes the wrong way, yet I still wish your future trips joyful and misunderstanding-free.
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